ive just reazlied like 100 penis jokes i could make about blue truth

THANKSGIVING BREAK

[[ BACK TO ANSWERING ASKS ON SATURDAY, EVERYONE <3

GO GET THANKFUL FOR ALCOHOL AND GET SMASHED ]]

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Tag(s): #HAHAHA MAGIC ISN'T REAL #said battler the sorcerer puella magi #askdrunkbattler #battler ushiromiya #umineko #umineko no naku koro ni
POSTED 5 months ago ♥ 40 notes
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i was trybing to get into a drsscode sexy sleeppover

i heard rtgwere’d be shots adn pillowfights

POSTED 5 months ago ♥ 10 notes
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maybe if i drink enough i;kk rmember who your spposed to be

maybe if i drink enough i;kk rmember who your spposed to be

POSTED 5 months ago ♥ 32 notes
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Tag(s): #JAEGERBOMBS #LEMON DROPS #BUTTERY NIPPLES #JELLO SHOTS #KAMIKAZE #REWINDIN #FUCK ALL THAT SHIT #GET ME SOME GIN #battler #battler ushiromiya #umineko #Umineko no Naku Koro ni #askdrunkbattler

lsat night was crazy

POSTED 5 months ago ♥ 12 notes
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EATING HER HEAD EH

EH? EHHH????

POSTED 5 months ago ♥ 15 notes
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[ooc; now i have a layout]

[and i am not sorry at all for it]

POSTED 6 months ago
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